Skinsraj is getting dull with...Go kill yourself...

[Doug]

He should be required to suggest a method tailored to the person he wants to off themselves, from now on !

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Maybe like this:

XXXXX you should kill yourself in this fashion:

Lick a hooker's ass:

<TABLE cellSpacing=5 cellPadding=1 width="60%" border=0><TBODY><TR><TD bgColor=#333333>Manliness: 0</TD><TD bgColor=#333333>Style: 1</TD><TD bgColor=#333333>Awesomeness: 1</TD><TD bgColor=#333333>Mess: 10</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE>
What you need: a hooker, $0.75.
How to do it: find a hooker and inquire about her "ass buffet." If she doesn't know what you're talking about, punch her. If she does know what you're talking about, she shouldn't charge you more than 75 cents to lick her ass. You may even get away with not having to pay her since technically it's not sex (unless you're gay, but I'm not sure if it counts if it's a woman). Fair warning: not paying a hooker is considered shoplifting. Once you've done the (mis)deed, you may want to have some alcohol nearby. Make sure it's something strong like turpentine, because you'll be tasting a mouth full of funk and hookers don't always shit properly depending on their clientele. The tingling feeling in your mouth means the disease is working. Just sit back and relax while your penis falls off and you break out in hives. Then just wait a few months and if the other diseases don't get to you first, the AIDS will. Talk about a cheap suicide! At 75 cents, you can't afford not to kill yourself! That's it for now. Just remember: it's your suicide, have fun with it.

 

[whalewager]

thats a very good post...very original and well thought out...

 

[Doug]

thats a very good post...very original and well thought out...

Not too original since I stole it...just trying to help Raj improve this area.

http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=manly_suicide

 

[whalewager]

stealins ok...ask mlk

 

[Doug]

Raj can at least give some data and guidlines with his suggestions of method in the future..

Jumps from higher than 150 feet (10-12 stories) over land and 250 feet over water are almost always fatal; however most suicide attempts are from considerably lower. The consequences of lower jumps are unpredictable, and permanent injuries, including paralysis, are common. Jumping is thus a particularly bad choice for a suicidal gesture. 24 pp.

So if Raj says jump, he could axe the jumpee for a zipcode or something, and provide directions to an appropriate mountain or bridge or something. :missingte

If you give advice, give solid advice !

It would suck to fail, then you might want to kill yourself, but be unable to !

Either not allow kill yourself posts, or allow the full Monty ones ! :think2:

 

[SkinsRaj28]

haha sorry to disappoint, Doug...in all honesty, when I tell people to kill themselves, I'm more concerned with them actually doing it than with HOW they pull it off.

Beggars can't be choosy, ya know?

 

[Doug]

haha sorry to disappoint, Doug...in all honesty, when I tell people to kill themselves, I'm more concerned with them actually doing it than with HOW they pull it off.

Beggars can't be choosy, ya know?

I'd want them to succeed as well, but more important is not injuring any innocent party along the way...

Like jumping into the Grand Canyon is fine, but driving your car into an oncoming tractor-trailor isn't, as that could kill the innocent.

The eldery types with great pain and mental presence should be able to consult Jack Kervorkian types, IMO.

The present system is lacking. I also think a guy should be able to choose death over prison (long-term or life).

If I was dying and in pain, I'd want to be able to choose death, and know I had that as an option.

 

[SkinsRaj28]

Valid points.

At the end of the day, however, I'm just too lazy to figure out how these people should kill themselves.

Lets just assume that whenever I say that from now on, that I'm hoping they off themselves by swallowing 500 Advil. That way, no one else gets hurt.

 

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[Doug]

Valid points.

At the end of the day, however, I'm just too lazy to figure out how these people should kill themselves.

Lets just assume that whenever I say that from now on, that I'm hoping they off themselves by swallowing 500 Advil. That way, no one else gets hurt.

I'll have to research the success rate of that:

I'd a thunk you'd be more a splat guy with a cliff-jump as the default !:missingte

 

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[SkinsRaj28]

I'll have to research the success rate of that:

I'd a thunk you'd be more a splat guy with a cliff-jump as the default !:missingte

Well I considered the whole jump off a building thing, but I figured one might accidentally land on someone, or get some blood/guts splattered on someone's clothes. That'd be unfortuante, so I sided with the pills.

Buster, those are some great fuckin pictures.

 

[Timetopay]

Skins maybe you can update it to the 2000's and show the softer side of Skins.

Tell them to "please get therapy", "please take your zoloft",or "please go watch the view"

 

[Buster]

Well I considered the whole jump off a building thing, but I figured one might accidentally land on someone, or get some blood/guts splattered on someone's clothes. That'd be unfortuante, so I sided with the pills.

Buster, those are some great fuckin pictures.

have at em"


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